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4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
Annoy a Liberal Work hard and be happy
Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Bad Cop No Donut
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
Born again Pagan.
Born to party forced to work
Bush & Cheney Kiss My Ashcroft
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Caution I can go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Darwin Is Dead Jesus Is Alive! Which One Do You Trust With Your Eternal Soul?
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Don't Be A Jackass! (Vote Republican)
Don't make me come down there -God
Don't worry it's only kinky the first time.
Driver Carries No Cash HE"S MARRIED
Earth First, We can log the other planets later
Forget World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Out On Heaven
Friends don't let friends vote republican
Goddess on the loose
God Hates Rednecks (Tornadoes Only Hit Trailer Parks!)
God is Coming and is she PISSED
God is too big to fit into just one religion
God protect me from your followers
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
God's Watching You
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
HWJD: How Would Jesus Drive
I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I can't go to work today the voices said stay home and clean the gun.
I Don't Need Kids I Married One
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
If You Are Heading In The Wrong Direction God Allows U-Turns!
If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
I'm out of bed and dressed what more do you want?
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
I Think Therefore I Vote Republican
I've Tried To See It From A Liberal's Point Of View, But I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My Rectum
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Life's A Bitch And So Am I
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
Men are Idiots and I married their King
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
My kid can whip your honor student's ass.
My other car is a broom
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Partnership for an idiot-free America
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Sorry I missed church I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
Sterilize Stupid People
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
Support The Police Beat Yourself Up
Tastes Like Wiccan
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Too Sexy For This Car
Visualize Whirled Peas
Vote Democrat, It's Easier Than Thinking
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!
Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.
WWJD: What would Jesus do?
Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

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Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Vote Democrat 2004
Impeach Bush
Not Another SON of a BUSH in the White House
He Is Not My President
If you don't vote people like Bush get elected

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