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Insults are a favourite theme for bumper stickers. Our canonical list of
bumper stickers has now more than a 2500
one liners. Many of these are rude one-liners or insults. And some of them
are very funny insults as well.
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100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?
And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
Another dopeless hope fiend!
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
Die Yuppie Scum!
Hey jerk! You are driving a car, not a phone booth
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
I fart to make you smell better.
I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!!
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I’d fart!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
It's men like you that make women gay.
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was
UP YOUR BUTT
My kid got your honor student pregnant!
My kid knocked up your honor student.
My other ride is your mom.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Save the planet! Kill yourself!
Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You can't fix stupid
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Your child may be an honors student, but You're a moron.
Your honor student swallows!
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
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