About our favourite funny bumperstickers sayings.

The best bumperstickers fun at the canonical list of bumper stickers with now more than 2500 funny bumperstickers, a fast growing list of Christian bumperstickers and about 130 other funny quotes and sayings. We also have a separate page for T-Shirt One-liners.

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With the list of funny bumperstickers growing every day, I have resisted the temptation to split them up in alphabetical order. I did, however, create a few pages with bumpersticker sayings in a specific theme. So, if you are only interested in funny religious bumperstickers or in Wiccan bumperstickers you don't have to peruse the whole list of bumpersticker sayings.

Thanks to all our regular contributors that have emailed us their favourite funny bumperstickers, as well as the occasional rude bumpersticker. If you have any funny bumpersticker jokes that are not yet in this canonical list, please, send them to .

Our Top Ten Bumperstickers for sale

Horn Broken Watch for Finger
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
My kid can whip your honor student's ass.
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Sterilize Stupid People
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

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