Madonna jokes

Dirty carburettor

Getting bored with driving her old car, Madonna decided to pay a visit to her local dealer. An hour later, she was the proud new owner of a beautiful Jaguar convertible.

Her long blond hair flowing in the wind, Madonna took the car on her first drive, planning to spend the afternoon on a long and pleasant trip in the country. Unfortunately, her initial excitement soon disappeared when after only an half hour the engine began to sputter and the car slowly came to a halt.

After a few futile attempts to start the car again, Madonna used her mobile phone to contact the dealer who promised to send a mechanic straight away. Half an hour later, the mechanic arrived, and within a few minutes the engine was again purring like a cat.

"What was the matter", Madonna asked? "Nothing serious", the mechanic replied. "Just crap in the carburettor!"

"Oh ...", Madonna said, and a shocked expression appeared on her face.

" How often do I have to do that"

Jigsaw puzzle

One day, Madonna phoned her best friend and said with an upset voice, "I've been trying to get this jigsaw puzzle together, but I just don't know where to start! "

"What kind of puzzle is it?", asked her friend. "Oh, I don't know!", Madonna said, "It has a rooster on the box and there are so many pieces. Can't you come over and help me to get started, please?"

Madonna being Madonna, the friend hurries over. "Where is this puzzle", she asks.

"On the table", Madonna replies.

With a surprised look on her face, the friend turns around and says, "Funny, just put the corn flakes back in the box"

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